... from my brother:
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
AND MORE!
From my sister:
1. Question: Who would win in a fight, Batman or Superman?
Answer: Chuck Norris.
2. When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
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