From ChuckNorrisFacts.com:
Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.
Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can lick his own elbows. At the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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