... from one of the funniest cartoons I've ever seen.
Yes, Family Guy can be crude sometimes, but some of the insights into how we look at other people are stunningly accurate ... and hilarious.
Examples:
Peter: Did you hear that, Lois? We're goin' to Hollywood, where the people are sexy and clever and they always say somethin' funny right before the commercial break.
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(The family is coming back from the basketball game)
Peter: Hey nice job Chris! You wiped the floor with that towel!
Chris: Yeah did you see me when that hottie was all up im ma kool aid!? Yeah I was about to break off a lil' somthin somthin but then my crew gave me the 411 on that skank and shes all about the bling-bling!
(Peter slams on the breaks)
Peter: Meg start reading at Pslam 41 and don't stop! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! (While Peter is squirting holy water in Chris's eyes)
Lois: Peter what on earth are you doing?!
Peter: The boy is speaking in tounges Lois!
The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!
Lois: Peter stop it! He's not possesed!
Meg: Yeah he's just talking street. A lot of kids do it.
Peter: Oh. Well that's weird.
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Peter: Don't worry Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in.
(Flashback to Veitnam)
Peter: (dressed in a clown suit): You guys are stupid. They're gonna be looking for army people.
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2 comments:
My favorite Family Guy quote of ever is when somebody, I think Peter, is watching one of those weird, public television art shows.
"Now, this is a brush technique I've invented myself, so it's really just our little secret. And I mean that. You don't tell *anybody*, or I will come over to your house, and I will *cut* you!"
Youre a big phoney! Thats right a phoney! Hey! You know who lives in this house? A Phoney! (Ive never actually spelled phoney b4 so i dont know if thats right. Im not in the habit of calling people that)
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